Minggu, 10 Desember 2017

PANTUN LUCU BERKUALITAS

Akhirnya pusaka terbit bulan purnama
Ternyata bintang tak muncul jua
Dilain waktu kita berjumpa
Semoga Allah meridhoi kita

Kalau ada sumur diladang
boleh kita menumpang mandi
kalau ada waktu yang panjang
boleh kita berjumpa kembali

kalau ada sumur diladang
karna petani kurang kerjaan
kalau ada waktu yang panjang
bertemu kembali dalam kesempatan

kalau ada sumur diladang
bolehlah ibu menumpang mandi
kalau tak ada sumur diladang
tolong jangan sampai ibu tak mandi

kalau ada jarum yang patah
jangan disimpan dalam parit
kalau ada kata yang salah
tolong jangan diungkit-ungkit

kalau ada jarum yang patah
siapa yang matahin
kalau ada kata yang salah
tolong maafkan ustad lahir dan batin

kalau ada jarum yang patah
jangan kau simpan sampai berkarat
kalau ada kata yang salah
maafkan ustad dunia akhirat

kalau ada jarum yang patah
jangan disimpan dipeti besi
kalau ada kata yang salah
tolong jangan laporkan ustad sama polisi

akhirnya
tak ada gading yang tak retak
tak ada laut yang tak berombak
tak ada bisul yang tak botak
tak ada tuyul tak botak

buah durian
buah kedondong
cukup sekian
dulu dong

burung irian
burung cenderewasih
cukup sekian
dan terima kasih

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